Calling a Horse a Horse: The story of Poo-ness

During bath time the other day, I decided it was time to start using the proper name for Wesley's "front bottom." When I told Wesley it was really called a penis, he said, "Okay. What is the real name for my bottom in the back?" I told him that was really just called a bottom. He said, "Oh. I think it should be called a poo-ness." I laughed out loud and started writing this post in my head. :)